Movie Time!

Leanne’s lawyer, George Karahotzitis, misinterpreted my attempts at levity and, perhaps understandably, became alarmed over some jokes I made (including sending a photo that included ketchup and power tools). This even resulted in a visit from the Cayman Police, which was a frightening experience with my partner’s family present; Daniela Alexander, among others, can confirm this incident. However, after some conversation and sharing some of my friend Eli's creative projects at my home such as:

• "Sand, Sleigh, & Sabotage"
• "Silent Struggle" and
• "The Price We Pay" where I had a cameo role

they concluded I was simply an eccentric character.

I recognize that I can be overwhelming at times. Afterward, they only advised me seriously to “adjust my meds.” Over my dead body. A common reaction when law enforcement have the bother of having to deal with the neuro diverse. We're just annoying!

All of this is thoroughly documentable, with a number of people—including the three police officers who visited my home—available to confirm events as described.

Cat Virus - What's App Disaster

I am passionate about acting and I do stand up comedy, though my humor is sometimes misunderstood, such as when I quipped rustling up a mRNA virus to deal with stray cats on the island and was ejected from a local Whatsapp neighbourhood group.

I later clarified my intent in a positive discussion with Dominic Tomkins, head of our homeowners’ association, and we reached a mutual understanding that I am in fact too busy and stressed to really have the time to make a killer mRNA virus for cats. And besides of which most people, my ex wife included would realize I am actually a cat lover. This was because my earlier attempts to raise the issue in a human context - that individual actors are close to being able to brew up their own custom viruses - both computer and biological weren't really acknowledged. Turned out people took threats to their cats much more seriously than themselves.