Welcome to the New iNTERFACEWARE Website!
Embarking on the Next Iguana Adventure
The rumors are true: we’re not just refreshing our website—we’re rolling out the red carpet for a brand new zip format! Why? Because nothing says “next level” like greater security and smoother deployments. (Take that, competitors.) Soon, it’ll handle everything from queuing your coffee orders to managing credentials—watch this space!
Quick status update:
- We’re just three days in on leaving HubSpot behind, and just like moving apartments, we’re still figuring out which cupboard the coffee mugs are in.
- Looking to grab Iguana or Chameleon? You’ll find them in our downloads repo—no hiking boots required.
- Got a license code itch? Scratch it right here.
- Our documentation is ready and waiting for your perusal. It’s Wikipedia, but friendlier.
- For support, read our Email Rules in the middle somewhere carefully hidden you will find the support email address.
- We’ve temporarily paused billing due to... let’s call it “enthusiastic” behaviour from some customers. Rest assured, we’re sorting it out. (Yes, you still have to pay eventually. Sorry, Mom.)
Eliot is having a mental health break
Every society tells itself it protects the innocent. That's the bedtime story adults tell themselves.
The truth is darker.
Evil survives because ordinary people convince themselves it isn't their problem.
So here's the question: when everyone else looks away, is it wrong for one person to act?
Some men still don't understand one simple truth: your daughter, your sister, your niece—they are not your property.
Last night, someone came looking for me. Thankfully, I wasn't around to answer the door.
It's strange how quickly the machinery moves once the person asking difficult questions becomes the problem.
Officer Price Badge 826 who conveniently didn't give me his full name was looking to stand up for the rights of families that think that incest and rape is a family affair best handled by family members who were part of allowing the abuse to happen.
Oh to protect and serve - it's just not the community you would expect the law to serve. Funny though - my cousin Tim actually was a prison officer in the wing that they put all the sex offenders in to keep them safe. Officer Price Badge 826 is an honourable man whose of integrity who really wants to keep sexual predators safe in the Cayman Islands. Well done Officer Price 826 I just wanted to call you out and thank you for your service. Your family must be really proud of your work.
Unless victims of sexual abuse can show up preferrably with fresh semen samples from when the abuse happened when they were children I think getting justice from the law will be challenging.
When Officer Price leaves me alone and I feel safe I will be happier to work on customer problems.