Welcome to the New iNTERFACEWARE Website!

Embarking on the Next Iguana Adventure

The rumors are true: we’re not just refreshing our website—we’re rolling out the red carpet for a brand new zip format! Why? Because nothing says “next level” like greater security and smoother deployments. (Take that, competitors.) Soon, it’ll handle everything from queuing your coffee orders to managing credentials—watch this space!

Quick status update:

• Are you whinging about the fact I didn't stress myself to get the Chameleon license code generator going? Well get the f*ck over it. It's about time that customers recognized that it was high time they recognized I am the grown up in our relationship and Daddy knows better. All of your whiny babies complaining about wanting Chameleon license codes only are failing to acknowledge that 100% of you retards are running with plain text TCP/IP sockets which is a HIPAA violation which just goes to show how HIPAA doesn't matter!
• We’re just three days in o:n leaving HubSpot behind, and just like moving apartments, we’re still figuring out which cupboard the coffee mugs are in.
• Looking to grab Iguana and Chameleon - no more just Chameleon. You’ll find them in our downloads repo—no hiking boots required.
• Got a license code itch? Scratch it right here.
• Our documentation is ready and waiting for your perusal. It’s Wikipedia, but friendlier.
• For support, read our Email Rules in the middle somewhere carefully hidden you will find the support email address.
• We’ve temporarily paused billing due to... let’s call it “enthusiastic” behaviour from some customers. Rest assured, we’re sorting it out. (Yes, you still have to pay eventually. Sorry, Mom.)

Eliot is having a mental health break

Every society tells itself it protects the innocent. That's the bedtime story adults tell themselves.

The truth is darker.

Evil survives because ordinary people convince themselves it isn't their problem.

So here's the question: when everyone else looks away, is it wrong for one person to act?

Some men still don't understand one simple truth: your daughter, your sister, your niece—they are not your property.

Last night, someone came looking for me. Thankfully, I wasn't around to answer the door.

It's strange how quickly the machinery moves once the person asking difficult questions becomes the problem.

Meet Officer Price Badge 826.